Man and the Cashier
A man
shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the
checkout counter.
The Cashier
:- Sir, do you have a dog?
Man :- Yes.
The Cashier
:- Well, where is it?
Man :- I
left him home.
The Cashier
:- You can’t buy the dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.
The next day
he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
The Cashier
:- Do you have cat?
Man :- Yes,
but I left him home.
The Cashier
:- Sorry, If I can’t see the cat, I can’t sell you the food. That’s the rules.
The next day
the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the
cashier,
Man :- Put
your hand in here.
(The cashier
put her hand in.)
The Cashier
:- It’s soft and warm. What is it?
Man :- I’d
like three rolls of toilet paper please!!!!
Chinese Cabinet Members
The Prime MInister - "Mr. Wadak Nah"
The Minister of Postal Dept. - "Mr. Lyum Kium"
The Minister of Telecommunication - "Mr. Wan Hung"
The Minister of Transport - "Mr. Payn Yan"
The Minister of Defence - "Mr. Sune Sung"
The MInister of Health - "Mr. Sanee Peng"
The MInister of Media - "Mr. Kium Kerum"
The Minister of Broadcasting Dept. - "Mr. Gayum Vayum"
The Minister of Sports - "Mr. Ping Pong"
The Minister of Agriculture - "Mr. Wawan Kan"
The MInister of Finance - "Mr. Higa Kan"
The Minister of Fisheries - "Mr. Allan Kan"
The Minister of Postal Dept. - "Mr. Lyum Kium"
The Minister of Telecommunication - "Mr. Wan Hung"
The Minister of Transport - "Mr. Payn Yan"
The Minister of Defence - "Mr. Sune Sung"
The MInister of Health - "Mr. Sanee Peng"
The MInister of Media - "Mr. Kium Kerum"
The Minister of Broadcasting Dept. - "Mr. Gayum Vayum"
The Minister of Sports - "Mr. Ping Pong"
The Minister of Agriculture - "Mr. Wawan Kan"
The MInister of Finance - "Mr. Higa Kan"
The Minister of Fisheries - "Mr. Allan Kan"
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